Librarian alert...

I’m here at the public library once again and you can only use the computers for an hour at a time. I went to talk to a librarian and I just found out that if you are “word processing” you can use the computer for two hours. I told her I was word processing so now I have an extra hour to apply for jobs etc. The only reason I am writing this is to cover my ass. You see, the librarians are constantly walking around to make sure people are not on the computers too long, and in my case, making sure that I am “word processing.” Because of my circumstances, what I write here will likely be sporadic and nonsensical.

Ok, my computer just crashed and I had some nice little rants wrote about movies, TV shows, and the UFC. I will rewrite these rants when I see a librarian coming my way.

There is an Asian girl next to me. She is hot. I’ve been told to stay away from Asians because there is always the possibility that you will get stabbed. Apparently Asian Mafia members are quite jealous. Or they listen to too much G-Unit.


Librarian alert!!! Television is awesome. Sitcoms are crap. Sitcom cartoons are the worst (besides South Park which is unmatched in being clever). Fast-paced dim-witted shows such as Futurama and The Family Guy are like a form of torture to me. It moves too fast and I just don’t get most of the humour. I probably would have enjoyed it when I was 12-14 but now I just feel too old and bitter for such stupid nonsense.

Why does everyone love the UFC? The fights are too short and way too barbaric for me personally. Boxing is much more of a gentleman’s game if I may say so. Elbows and knees to the face are things that I do not enjoy watching. But I also don’t like the fast pace of The Family Guy and I believe that this is the demographic the UFC is targeting. The average 25 year old just doesn’t have the patience to watch 12 rounds of boxing anymore. Poor pathetic souls.