So I'm off to church in about 20 minutes. Yes, church.
I have to get a letter from a priest in order to teach here in the lovely province of Alberta. You see, unlike the rest of Canada, Alberta still has a Roman Catholic Public School System and in order to work for them you have to get a "Pastoral Reference." So I'm gonna give it a shot and see if they'll give me a referral on good faith. They don't know me here so I'll have to use my charm and religious wisdom to get that signature.
Or if all else fails I will offer my body and hope the priest refuses.
I'm actually starting to get butterflies in my stomach now and I'm quite nervous about approaching some religious zealot and asking for this favour. Who knows what will happen. I have a feeling I'm gonna get a lecture and then he will excommunicate me.
Fuck it though. I know I'm worthy.
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