Bad idea...

Before I drank the beer and soju, I ate two hot dogs (I found them at the GS Mart and I've never been so excited to see hot dogs).

I ended up passing out on my couch sometime in the afternoon and when I woke up I went and grabbed some McDonalds. I then checked out some of the stores on Rodeo Street and they were fucking awesome.

Two Nike stores, Adidas store, Converse store, two Levi's stores, Bean Pole, Arnold Palmer, multiple shoe stores, uncountable street merchants (selling everything and anything you can think of), and just about anything else you can think of.

And supposedly its one of the cheapest places to shop in Seoul, which works for me because I don't like to waste money unless I'm gettin' a deal.

But back to the story.

So I got home from checking out the shop and a friend calls me up and I head to Gangnom for a few drinks. Get drunk again and I managed to get the last train home.

I'm starving by the time I walk in the door so I cook two more hot dogs.

Bad idea.

But I my hunger isn't fulfilled so I eat some Pringles and cheese flavored crackers.

Bad idea.

Then I eat a cup of Jello.

Bad idea.

I then brush my teeth and go to bed. I'm awakened by one of the most unpleasant things a person can experience; a mouthful of vomit.

My first instinct was to swallow it so that's what I did. The shit was up my nose and it was so fuckin' gross.

I think I made the right decision because there was no way I'd make it down from my loft to the bathroom, and the garbage can I have by my bed is quite small and was just about full so it would have overflowed. And to be honest, I'd rather swallow that shit than have to clean it up off the floor.

The funny thing is that it was only yesterday that I removed the plastic covering off of my matress (I bought a second set of sheets and changed them and removed the plastic wrap in the process). Just imagine if I actually threw up on the bed the day after I took off the plastic. Thankfully I wasn't that unlucky...

Because I hate throwing up so much, I didn't do the sensible thing and just go to the toilet and get it over with. Instead I ate a shitload of Tums and acid reflux pills and Pepto Bismol tablets. This did little to ease my stomach and my nose was still burning like crazy.

I went back to bed and suffered for an hour or so and finally got to sleep. When I woke up I had one of the worst cases of heart burn I've ever experienced in my life.

I can't even make a joke at the end of this post because there's no need.

Ugh...