A sense of humor... Do you have one?

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You're supposed to write something that's either witty or relevant to what's happening in your life at the moment
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take my name for example
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"No Fucking Way"
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the first chick I went on a date here turned out to be a Christian
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so that was that
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then, I decided to go after one of the teachers at my school
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she too, was also a Christian
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I spend a lot of time at a bar called the "Red Dog"
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during x-mas vacation this Korean girl "Su" worked there
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she promptly disappeared after x-mas holidays
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I was there a few days ago and she showed up and I was happy
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we drank together and talked about life and it was quite refreshing
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met up with her tonight after I watched some live boxing (which was awesome) and again we had a great night
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tomorrow we're going to have dinner together and then go to a punk rock show
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sooooo
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anyways
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I tell her that she better be prepared for a hard night of drinking on Saturday
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and that we're gonna have to get a taxi home because the subway will be closed and with any luck, we'll both be blacked out and wasted
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actually, I didn't say the blacked out thing but anyway
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then
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she tells me
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that yes
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she's a motherfucking Christian and that she can't stay out too late because she gota go to fucking church in the fucking morning
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I'm stunned...
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She was a bartender when I met her
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the next time I saw her she's at the bar getting shitfaced on a Tuesday night
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we talk about many unholy things
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then she tells me she gotta go to church because her parents are hardcore Christians and they call her to make sure she goes
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and hence my MSN name....
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butr
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I think I can get her drunk enough so that she'll come home with me anyway
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and here's the best part
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in the basement of my apartment building, yes, there's a church... for real... I ain't shittin' ya
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so once again, my MSN name is relevant
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got it?
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that's what you write there
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so now I'm gonna go smoke a bowl of Korean weed
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that I paid over $600 Canadian for
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and in your mind you must be saying "No Fucking WAy..."
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Yes way
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FUCK
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I hate Korea... but I loves it too
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I'm drunk
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ignore everything I just wrote
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once again, you're saying to yourself...
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NO
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FUCKING
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....
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nah, you're just saying "Richard's an idiot but that's why we like him"
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goodnight
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god bless