You ain't got shit...

I just got the net at my apartment here in Seoul. Man, its so fuckin fast. It's actually unreal to me. Doesn't seem like over in Canada we could be getting ripped of like we are. How in the fuck can Korea have better shit than Canada??

Well, I suppose our water is better in Canada, and our air quality, there are far fewer Asians in Canada as well, and there's good food in Canada, and lots of easily accessible party enhancers, a larger variety of cars, and beer that can get you drunk.

But damn, the Koreans got faster internet.

I think 20 hours straight of the Korean internet is giving me Dandy-Walker Syndrome.