Sunday, September 17, 2006

You can call me Mel...

[Disclaimer: The views of the author are not anti-semitic. They are comparative, and highly sarcastic.]

So the Jew thing...

In my hometown of Deer Lake, Newfoundland, there are some Jews. One guy is a dentist. The other one used to run some very successful stores in the town. Last year he closed up shop mainly because there's a Walmart in the next town now, and he focused too much on Sporting goods.

My point is that Jews are over-represented on this Earth. Their numbers are small but they are everywhere and everyone knows they're around. That is also how the Newfoundlander operates.

The Jews were persecuted by the Nazis and were forced to spread themselves throughout the world. Even before the Nazis, they were running successful businesses across the globe.

Newfoundlanders are also littered throughout this sphere. There are not too many places one could go and not find a Newfy if they were long enough.

Newfoundlanders are also being persecuted as we speak, but not by the Nazis, by the Canadian government. I'm not in the mood to go on this rant, so Greg, when you read this, leave a comment about how our island is getting fucked up the ass by Canada and I'll insert in this post. You must have built up a lot of love for Canada living in Quebec I'm sure.

But anyway, the persecution has led to us being forced away from our home and for many of us, there is no sustainable way for us to move back there and live a happy life. The Jews also have a similar experience but they have to deal with rockets being shot into their homes instead of a poor economy.

To move back to Newfoundland you have to hit the right numbers on the lotto.

VLTs don't pay out enough.

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